I'm from Ohio. In Ohio, we have a season called Winter. In winter, it snows... a lot! But the great thing about Ohio is; (and I'm not exaggerating) if you don't like the weather, wait an hour, it'll change. If you're a lucky office worker like I am, you have a window seat. When I'm supposed to be working, my shiny object disorder often kicks in and I will find myself staring out the window, my mind wandering somewhere in lala land. On one such occasion, I was staring at the snow that was falling from the sky rather heavily. My emotions were torn between an excited "OOOH, SPARKLY" vs. an irritated "ugh, I'm going to have to clean this stuff off my car when I get out of work". At quitting time, I bundled up and drudgingly walked out of the building. As I opened the door to the outside world and freedom, my face was greeted by an ice cold chill as I squinted my eyes trying to adjust to the brightness of non-artificial light. Walking towards my car... wait... what is that? How on earth...?
For reasons unbeknownst to me, today's blizzard didn't consist of normal snowflakes. Mother Nature decided to bestow upon us a NEW kind of snowflake... NINJA snowflakes. They fell everywhere, on the roads, ditches, in the grass, on the sidewalks... just NOT on the cars. I didn't have to dig the snow scraper out of my trunk and freeze my poor little fingers off. I just hopped in my car and drove right on home with a big grin on my face.
MOMENT OF WIN!
Yes, that really is my ride. Awwwah yeahh. Big Pimpin ;)
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